As a follow-up to my post 5 Remedies that will Change the Way You Sleep, here’s a list of my favorite bedtime teas. You won’t find the classics like Chamomile and Lavender on here because, let’s be honest, I’d be wasting everyone’s time. So, here is my short list of some not-so-obvious bedtime tonics.
BUT FIRST, let’s talk about tea blends.
If you’re into tea blends, you’re not alone. I like them too. The problem is, not all blends are created equal and it isn’t always immediately obvious.
In the case of bedtime tea blends, the first thing to look out for is how much of the main ingredient they include – or whichever ingredient you’re most depending on to knock you out. Some tea blends include such a scanty amount of certain herbs that I wonder why they even bother at all.
Let’s consider Valerian root.
Valerian is excellent in an evening tea. I’m not going to talk a whole lot about Valerian specifically though, because I feel like the interwebs has sufficiently covered its sleep benefits. However, if Valerian root is news to you, then definitely read more about it here, and go get you some Valerian tea bags.
Anyway. Tea blends.
Let’s consider the amount of Valerian in a couple of popular nighttime blends.
Yogi Bedtime tea has 20 mg of Valerian root. I’m not hating on Yogi – I actually love Yogi Soothing Caramel Bedtime – but like, c’mon, 20 mg of Valerian? That’s no Valerian. Yogi teas have a great flavor and a relaxing herb blend, but I could never depend on a Yogi Bedtime teabag to induce any sort of sleep benefits on its own.
Still, adding a Yogi teabag to your cup is a great way to disguise the flavor of a pure Valerian teabag that packs more of a punch but tastes like your unkempt back lawn.
So, 450mg of Valerian. Kind of a MASSIVE jump. Looking for an even bigger kick of Valerian? Then, you’re going to have to go pure.
In my opinion, pure is the best method if you’re prioritizing the effects of a single ingredient like Valerian. As you can see, a single teabag of Buddha Valerian Root Tea has 1.5 grams of Valerian. See uuuuu. The only downside of pure teabags is they taste like Scheiße by Lady Gaga, so this is where tea blends like Yogi come in and work their magic to hide the taste of leaves.
Loose Leaf Tea Blends
Besides making sure that your teabags aren’t trying to fake it til they make it, I just want to mention loose leaf tea. I get that it’s a hassle and you end up having to clean out the little strainer for a whole 25 seconds – ugh, the worst. But, if you’re into it, stick to loose leaf blends.
One of my favorite brands is Tea Tonix.
They have blends for all types of moods and purposes, but in our case Be Sleepy is most fitting. Plus, it includes 3 of the 4 herbs I recommend in this post. Cha-ching.
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it ten gazillion times. CBD is the answer to your sleep problems. And guess what? You can drink it as a tea!
Where to buy
Green Road’s CBD Chamomile Tea contains 7mg CBD along with other relaxing ingredients and aromas like chamomile, vanilla, and peppermint. So, if you’re looking for a little something to help unwind, this is a great bet. You can also get it as regular and decaf coffee.
If you’re looking for something more in the range of a poison apple or magic spinning wheel, then The Brother’s Apothecary Hemp-Derived CBD Infusion Tea might be for you. These teas pack 60+ mgs of CBD in their teabags, which come in a variety of flavors such as Chai and Kava root (oh, we’ll get to Kava root).
Vervain (verbena officinalis) or Blue Vervain (verbena hastata)
If you’ve ever watched Vampire Diaries, then you’ve probably heard of Vervain. For the rest of the world, Vervain is a purple plant with numerous benefits that include improved mood, aiding digestion and headaches, reducing PMS and menopause symptoms, poisoning a vampire, and insomnia.
Few clinical trials have been done to test Vervain’s health benefits, so this is one of those, hey this worked for me and a bunch of other people on the internet, maybe it’ll work for you kinda things. I mean, it’s not poisonous to humans, so at the very least, it’ll do nothing but leave a bitter taste in your mouth and protect you from being compelled by a vampire.
**Unless, you’re pregnant or breastfeeding (or a vamp…you get it). According to WebMD, there isn’t enough evidence to determine what sort of effects Vervain could have on preggos – so, that’s your call.
Where to buy
For your tea-party-slumber-party, go with Common Vervain or Blue Vervain. They have similar benefits, including the sleep-inducing function. But for some reason, neither are as easy to find in the United States as they were for me in the UK. If you do a Google search for Vervain here, you’re mostly redirected to Lemon Verbena, which is not the same thing as Vervain.
Lemon Verbena and Vervain are two entirely different plants, semi-related only by being in the same family of Verbenaceae plants, along with some 250+ other verbena plants. I don’t fully understand the whole genus, family, species plant world myself, which is fine because it’s not super relevant here other than to say that Common Vervain (verbena officianalis) and Blue Vervain (verbena hastata) are not equivalent to Lemon Verbena (aloysia citrodora).
Lemon Verbena, get the fffffff out.
So, where can you get the real stuff in the US? You can get Blue Vervain loose leaf herb from Mountain Rose Herbs. You can also get it in the Tea Tonix Be Happy blend, and the Be Sleepy blend mentioned above.
But honestly, if it’s too much drama finding Vervain teabags or loose leaf here in the US (and it kinda is), you could just say fuck it, and get it in capsule form here or tincture form here. If you really want tea, you could always squirt some tincture into a mug of hot water, and pretend it’s tea just like Lemon Verbena pretends it’s Vervain.
Thought it was just for cats?
Nope – catnip has a number of benefits for humans, although it doesn’t get us high as a kite like our feline friends. Benefits of drinking catnip include easing anxiety, indigestion, and – yep – insomnia.
Where to buy
Celebration Herbals Catnip Leaf & Blossom teabags are a good bet. There isn’t specific listing of the amount of catnip per teabag, but dividing the net weight (30g) by the number of teabags (24) gives you 1.25 grams of catnip per bag – which is a nifty number of grams. You can also find catnip in the Tea Tonix Be Sleepy blend.
Kava Kava Root
Kava kava is a plant native to the Pacific Islands, where it is drank both ceremoniously and recreationally like alcohol. According to the National Institute of Health, it has similar effects to alcohol, such as euphoria and relaxation, but brings them about without impairing cognitive and sensory awareness.
Be aware that Kava does have a list of potential side effects, including liver toxicity when taken as a dietary supplement, namely in cases of frequent use at high doses (aka overuse) or when mixed with alcohol and/or other medications that can affect the liver. As of 2002, 25 cases of liver toxicity associated with Kava intake had been reported across Germany, Switzerland, the UK, Canada, and France. Since then, there appears to be between 50-100 cases reported.
For context: in 2014, the number of deaths from alcohol-induced liver disease was 19,388 in the United States alone. But, as always, do your own research, check for drug interactions with any current medications, talk to your doctor, drink in moderation, and never forget that I’m just a girl on the internet with a Google Scholar tab and not a healthcare professional.
Where to buy
If you want Kava in a big dose (maybe you suffer from severe anxiety and insomnia), go for the Buddha Kava Kava Root Tea. It has 1.3 grams of Kava per teabag. As a general sleep aid, I personally like to go for a Kava-inclusive tea blend, such as Be Sleepy loose leaf (see above) or the Yogi Kava Stress Relief Tea, which contains a much milder dose of 78 mg.
I hope this can help you find the sleeping beauty slumber you’ve been searching for.
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out With Me?